Favorite Quotes

Here are some of my favorite quotes. I found most of these helping my mom sort through her ridiculous quote collection.

“People are a lot more bizarre than shrimp.” -Unknown

“640k ought to be enough for anyone.” Bill Gates

“Homophobia, fear of full fat milk.” -Unknown

“Facts do not cease to exist just because they are ignored.” -Aldous Huxley

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history — with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.” –Mitch Ratliffe, who is a friend of my mom’s but who was quoted as saying this before she met him a long time ago.

“God gave me the stubbornness of a mule and a fairly keen scent.” -Albert Einstein

“People-focused, productivity-centered software is easy to learn; efficient to use; fun to work with; easy to remember; visually pleasing; provides quick recovery from errors and allows consistent success in getting the job done.” -Marcia Conner, who is my mom and tells me to make my sentences shorter all of the time and so I thought it hilarious this sentence is soooo long.

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